Date: 6/10/2008

An alternative to swearing...


Next time you feel like cursing, follow the example of the demented Stu Francis and use one of the following phrases...
"Ooh, I could crush a grape"
"Ooh, I could jump over a doll's house"
"Ooh, I could rip a tissue"
"Ooh, I could wrestle an Action Man"
"Ooh, I could headbutt a daisy"
"Ooh, I could duff up a daffodil"
"Ooh, I could test-drive a Tonka"
"Ooh, I could say boo to a goose"
"Ooh, I could prise open a mince pie"
"Ooh, I could pop a balloon"
"Ooh, I could wrestle with a Barbie Doll"
"Ooh, I could bend a pipe cleaner"
"Ooh, I could fight a small child"
"Ooh, I could wrestle a mongoose"
"Ooh, I could break a breadstick"
"Ooh, I could race a snail"


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